guess what

Dear friends and guests alike,
I AM IN ITALY!
the internet service is poor and hence you wont be getting any live signals off of me for a few weeks till I wear down to my usual comfort spot on my couch back home,

I'm sorry if this means Im not available to those whom I should be ,
you know who you are.

Thanks for the mutual understanding,

Yours truly,

Mathew

EDIT: I finished writing a short story, now, ironically, I have to go EDIT.